ASSISTANT’S LOG: Operation::’Overturd’ (Initial Entry)

Operation Overview

Participants

• The Doctor: The director of the test facility and former host to the subject.
• The Assistant: this is me. I assist the doctor in whatever ways she sees fit.
• The Subject: a bipedal (approx. .75m tall) creature that was once a simple parasite of the Doctor
• Churchill: a quadraped (approx. 100lbs) slightly domesticated predator that serves as protector of the test facility

Mission

The subject has periodic excretions of both liquid and solid waste matter. To combat this, the doctor and I have been using an unnatural apparatus that attaches to the subject and must be replaced with every discharge. It is the goal of this operation to alleviate the need for these unnatural apparatuses and have the subject voluntarily dispose of its own excretions and a proper disposal unit that can be reuse.

Day 1:

Initial results exceeded expectations. We removed all unnatural containment devises and proceeded to position subject on the temporary disposal unit. Although we experienced no initial excretions, the subject seemed quite happy with the new disposal unit and seemed interested in the new protocol. We experienced a brief solid containment breach but were able to redirect subject to the disposal unit quickly where the bulk of the solid excretion was deposited. Celebrations and rewards were issued. Liquid deposits were made shortly after, and additional celebrations ensued. An unanticipated change of plans required new priorities for the doctor, who must now depart on the next transport to a city too far to walk within a week on important business. We secured the subject into our short distant land transport and delivered the doctor the air transport depot. 

On returning to the test facilities (now without the doctor), the test subject seamed very disturbed and made horrific screeches at any and all attempts made by myself to disengage his alarms. He seemed terrified of the disposal unit and refused any beverage or solid nourishment. He then excreted a liquid discharge, not in the disposal unit, but while still in its temporary mobile intermediary wearable containment half suit, which does not fit him and does a very pour job of containing anything. I might write a letter to the manufacture and complain about the shoddy craftsmanship of their product. 

It is my belief that that subject was simply dismayed by the absence of the doctor and was not in accepting the new waist protocols and required a systems reset to refocus its internal processes. I replaced the soiled wearable containment half suit paced the subject into his cell and started the Non Animation Period (what we internally call N.A.P. for short) in hopes that the down time will help reset the subject’s positive systems and will allow for new an improved variable inputs. 

I must admit that I am feeling a bit overwhelmed currently. I am not sure if I am capable of directing the subject through the operations without the presence and guidance of the doctor. 

To make it worse, Churchill is constantly trying to access the the new disposal unit as a beverage dispenser, stupid beast! I will keep you all posted on progress as the situation develops here. 

Wish me luck.