Author: Darin
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This is why we got a girl dog!
This poor dog is just trying to look out the wind screen. I laugh out loud every time I see this in my feed. It’s hilarious. #Dunkin’Dognuts
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Approved phrases:
Over the years, I have found myself using the same phases over and over and over again. Ask anyone who has worked with me. Here are a few of my favorites. “You don’t truly know where the line is, until you’re on the other side of it.” – ¿Darin maybe? “Perfect is the enemy of…
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ASSISTANT’S LOG: Operation::’Overturd’ (Day 3: Conclusion)
Hour 20.8 The subject had been non-animated for over two standard hours. What I am about to tell you next, dear reader, I am not particularly proud of, but a morning of defeats had left a desire, or should I say a ‘need’, for a success. I opened the cell of the subject, and without…
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ASSISTANT’S LOG: Operation::’Overturd’ (Day 3: The final day of the operation.)
Hour 14 The subject has just entered his mid-day NAP, but I’m not sure how much time I will have here, so let me be quick. I awoke after the sun was in the sky and I could hear the subject ‘conversing’ with his bunk in his cell over the security monitors. I released him…
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ASSISTANT’S LOG: Operation::’Overturd’ (Day 2: Full Report)
Hour 21 What an exhausting day. The start seems like it was weeks ago. I was up before the sun in hopes of being properly prepared for the reanimation of the subject. When the reanimation started, I was already on top of it. Collecting the subject out of his cell for initial daily inspection. SUCCESS!…
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ASSISTANT’S LOG: Operation::’Overturd’ (Day 2: Supplemental)
Don’t have time to report too much right now. The facility is a wreck, Churchill is injured, there is a legitimate heath concern due to the lack of cleanliness, hard barriers have been breach, and there is little hope of reinforcements today to relieve me here at the facility today. I have been at a heightened…
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ASSISTANT’S LOG: Operation::’Overturd’ (Day 1: Final)
Hour 20.5 It has been 5 hours since my last entry, but it feels as if hours were days. In the good news column, the glorious doctor has checked in and has safely arrived in her homeland after a tumultuous day of traveling and is now relaxing comfortably as part of some sort of a commune…
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ASSISTANT’S LOG: Operation::’Overturd’ (Day 1: Continued)
Hour 11.5 The subject’s reset took less than expected, only about 30 minutes. It was mostly ended by the seemingly endless warnings of Churchill’s malfunctioning alarm protocols. The subject’s moods does seem greatly improved. I removed the ‘soiled wearable containment half suit’. It was undisturbed. I provided the subject with solid nourishment of a nut…
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ASSISTANT’S LOG: Operation::’Overturd’ (Initial Entry)
Operation Overview Participants Mission The subject has periodic excretions of both liquid and solid waste matter. To combat this, the doctor and I have been using an unnatural apparatus that attaches to the subject and must be replaced with every discharge. It is the goal of this operation to alleviate the need for these unnatural…
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That’s great!
Over the course of the past few months, I, along with my partner in crime at work, have been dealing with a marketing firm. The artistic work that they have done has been much better than anything that I could have done, but their communications have been absolutely horrid. And to top it off, at…